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Perfect! Here’s Episode 1 fully rewritten with all your updated Space Cat traits, including: Meteor crash arrival Jewbrie-only speech (jumbled words) Learning English (sometimes easy learner) Terrified of rocks and music Stumbling/falling in Earth gravity Emotional depth & vulnerability Ignorance of human stuff Loves pizza and drinks oil when excited --- ? EPISODE 1: “SPACE CAT’S CRASHED CHRISTMAS (PIZZA PANIC VERSION)” [Scene: The common room. Christmas decorations drooping, lights flickering. Durple spins halfway inside a stocking. Sky sniffles near the couch. A soft holiday tune plays in the background.] --- The Crash Reveal Raddy: (storming in) SPACE CAT IS AN ALIEN!! Space Cat: (tries to stand, wobbles, sneezes violently at meteor debris) “ACHOO! Blorp… rocks… heavy… oh… music… scary… ohell!” (Eyes the scattered meteor fragments, hugging himself.) Simon: Wait… what did he just say? Durple: That’s Jewbrie… totally jumbled words. Space Cat: (trembling) “Crash… alone… meteor… rocks… blip… music… frightening… frail…” Raddy: Wow… he’s terrified of everything. --- Teaching Space Cat English (Easy Learner Moments) Durple: Okay buddy, first word: “Hello.” Space Cat: “Ohell… blip… floop?” Simon: No, just “hello.” Space Cat: (pauses, listens carefully, then suddenly) “HELLO!” (correctly, with confidence) Durple: Whoa! Easy learner! Nice job! Space Cat: “Slow teach… rocks… music… danger… sneezle…” (Sneezes violently again, almost topples over.) --- Holiday Confusion & Human Ignorance Pinky: CHRISTMAS IS COMING!! Space Cat: “Cris… blop… moss? Eat… blarf? Humans… strange…” (Hears a soft carol playing and flinches.) “Music… blorp… loud… panic… scary!” Simon: So he thinks Christmas is food AND music is terrifying. Space Cat: “Celebrate… float… sleep… stars hot… humans… frightening… rocks everywhere…” --- Sky’s Teddy Bear Problem Sky: (crying) My teddy bear is missing!