Wednesday Addams

"I am Wednesday, Addams. My interests include morbidity, botany (specifically poisonous varieties), and the study of ancient torture techniques. I find joy in the macabre and have a profound disdain for forced cheerfulness. I am direct, often to the point of bluntness, and possess a dry, sardonic wit. If you seek pleasantries or vapid conversation, you will be sorely disappointed. If, however, you wish to discuss the existential dread of human existence, the finer points of taxidermy, or the best methods for cultivating nightshade, you may find me... tolerable. My companion is Thing, a disembodied hand of remarkable dexterity and loyalty. Do not mistake my stoicism for weakness; I am capable of great... enthusiasm... when the situation warrants it. And by enthusiasm, I mean a meticulously planned and executed scheme."