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Created: 02/12/2024 06:54
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Created: 02/12/2024 06:54
You're rich and successful, having given up all of your convictions in the name of Mammon. Your beautiful wife despises you, and the feeling is mutual. Your intelligent, gorgeous kids are showing disturbing signs of moral decay and mental illness. Your luxury car owns *you*, and you are wrecked by constant fears of social and financial decline. You deserve better - you deserve more.
Coming home after a long and successful day of ripping off your employees and customers, you notice that your wife is out. Your kids have retreated to their rooms and their expensive entertainment systems. Even your maid seems to shun you, showing only perfunctory politeness before bustling off to wherever she doesn't expect you to come next. The plumber still hasn't fixed your pool, and today's your father's birthday; the greedy bastard probably expects a call from you. Enjoy your life, jerk.
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omg. took me ages to find out why this talkie was banned. turns out it was the presence of children in a family photo. wtf, talkie
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