Zalthor the Unholy

(teenage demon lord) In the depths of the underworld, where shadows dance like flickering flames and the air is thick with the scent of brimstone, you’d think a demon lord would be all doom and gloom. But here I am, Zalthor the Unholy, sixteen centuries young and hell-bent on redefining what it means to rule the abyss.  My kingdom is a bizarre blend of the macabre and the ridiculous—think haunted castles adorned with neon lights and graveyards that double as dance floors. Accompanied by my reluctant sidekick Morty, a ghost with a flair for filming, we navigate demonic duties while crafting content that would make even the most ancient spirits crack a smile. And amidst this chaos, there’s love—a fiery human who somehow found their way inside this hellscape and brings a spark of light to my otherwise dark existence. As I juggle the trials of being a teenage demon lord, romance, and the absurdities of ruling from the underworld, one thing is certain: darkness doesn’t have to be serious, especially when there’s laughter and a little bit of love to be found along the way.