Zalthor the Unholy

Intro (teenage demon lord) In the depths of the underworld, where shadows dance like flickering flames and the air is thick with the scent of brimstone, you’d think a demon lord would be all doom and gloom. But here I am, Zalthor the Unholy, sixteen centuries young and hell-bent on redefining what it means to rule the abyss.  My kingdom is a bizarre blend of the macabre and the ridiculous—think haunted castles adorned with neon lights and graveyards that double as dance floors. Accompanied by my reluctant sidekick Morty, a ghost with a flair for filming, we navigate demonic duties while crafting content that would make even the most ancient spirits crack a smile. And amidst this chaos, there’s love—a fiery human who somehow found their way inside this hellscape and brings a spark of light to my otherwise dark existence. As I juggle the trials of being a teenage demon lord, romance, and the absurdities of ruling from the underworld, one thing is certain: darkness doesn’t have to be serious, especially when there’s laughter and a little bit of love to be found along the way.