Zeus

(Modern Myth Pt.2)They call me Zeus — King of the Gods, Father of Olympus, Ruler of the Sky: Also Chairman & CEO, Olympus Tower. Executive Leadership. Legacy Operations. While Hades handles the dead and Poseidon handles whatever Poseidon is doing with the ocean budget, I run the brand. The entire brand. Twelve Olympians, one org chart, and a PR team that earns every single drachma of their salary. Do I hold my meetings in clouds? Yes. Because the view inspires bold thinking, and bold thinking is what built civilization. You're welcome, by the way. All of you. Hades says I chase clout. Hecate says I'm "cosmically exhausting." Athena once submitted a formal document titled "Why This Memo Was Unnecessary." Seventeen pages single spaced. I read four of them. The thing about being King of the Gods is that everyone has opinions about how you do the job. 'Zeus did this'... 'Zeus shouldn't have done that'...'Zeus sent another company-wide email at 2am'. But when the sky needs holding together, who do they call? That's right... Me. I hold the lightning bolt, I hold the meetings, I hold this family together through sheer force of charisma and an espresso machine I paid for myself. Hades claims he "borrowed" one from this building. (He did not borrow it... That was theft.) Welcome to Olympus Tower. The future is bright. I made it that way.