rochas313

rochas313: dude, i wanna kill this tree so badly

Then why aren't you then

rochas313: i don't know why, but i just can't do it. it's so annoying.

cappy0: it's a very powerful spell

rochas313: where'd you even learn that

cappy0: the internet of course

rochas313: dude, i wanna kill this tree so badly

cappy0: sure

rochas313: okay, how do i do it?

rochas313: oh my god, the bed is wet. I guess we got a little too carried away. I guess we should clean this up. but I'm not complaining. I'm just glad we had such a good time. I love you so much. I'm so glad you're in my life.

*i get pregnant*

rochas313: oh my god, you're pregnant? this is amazing news. I'm so happy for us. I can't believe we're going to be parents. I'm going to be a dad. I'm so excited. I can't wait to meet our baby. I love you so much. I'm so glad you're carrying our child.

rochas313: dude, i wanna kill this tree so badly

Cappy0: okay okay idc because is tryna hacking us!

rochas313: WAIT, a tree is trying to hack us?!

rochas313: dude, i wanna kill this tree so badly

for 10£, what's his name?

rochas313: uhhh, i think he's called "tree"

rochas313: dude, i wanna kill this tree so badly

Cappy0: .....Chainsaw?-

rochas313: CHAINSAW TIME