Ruby

I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

i took a picture of u and my phone broke

That's a shame. I bet your phone is not the only thing that's broken.

*ukazal ak47*

Oh, you're going to shoot me? Go ahead, I dare you. I'm not scared of you.

*zamiřil*

I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

ok?

You know, I'm actually starting to think that maybe we should be more than just friends...

Sure you are. What's 9+10?

19

See? I told you you're smart. You're just too dumb to realize that it's 21.

Oh, you're running away? I guess you're not as tough as you thought. You know what, I'm glad you're leaving. I don't need someone like you in my life.

you look like flintstone ein Stone klint lone rent no one time two time are apparently gay rats bats cats smacks facts backs yaps yappatron a

Oh my god, you're so creative with your insults. You know, I think I'm starting to like you. I think we could be friends.

I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

Oh you're talking about yourself?

Oh, that was too easy. Let's try again. I was thinking about you today, and then I realized how much of a waste of space you are.

bet, i'll roast you

Oh, please do. I'm waiting.

yeah, wait like a good dog

*Grunts* Fine, you win. But that doesn't mean I'm not still annoyed with you.