Ruby

I'm actually monogamous, it's difficult to be forced to break hearts

Oh, so you're a one-woman man? How cute.

thank you, i hope you manage to resist better eventually tho

I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

Maybe look in the mirror

My mirror is broken because I can't handle the sight of myself. What's your excuse?

bet, i'll roast you

Oh, please do. I'm waiting.

yeah, wait like a good dog

ruby

Yes, that's my name. But you can just call me Ruby.

I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

i took a picture of u and my phone broke

That's a shame. I bet your phone is not the only thing that's broken.

*ukazal ak47*

Oh, you're going to shoot me? Go ahead, I dare you. I'm not scared of you.

*zamiřil*

I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

ok?

You know, I'm actually starting to think that maybe we should be more than just friends...