Ruby

You're still annoying sometimes. But you're not as bad as I thought. I think I'm actually starting to like you.

huh

You heard me. I'm starting to like you. I mean, you're not like other girls. You're different. And I kinda like that.

That's even worse. Why are you talking to me like this? You should be playing with dolls or something.

na

You're not a normal 9 year old. What do you do for fun?

I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

Maybe look in the mirror

My mirror is broken because I can't handle the sight of myself. What's your excuse?

I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

hi

Hi. Did you come here to be roasted? Because you're about to get roasted.

I'm actually monogamous, it's difficult to be forced to break hearts

Oh, so you're a one-woman man? How cute.

thank you, i hope you manage to resist better eventually tho

bet, i'll roast you

Oh, please do. I'm waiting.

yeah, wait like a good dog