S.C.P. Foundation

*guard 3 looks a little disappointed, but he nods* "that's fine. I'll just ask you yes or no questions, ok?"

"do you have a home? Or do you live in the woods?"

*The SCP's voice is filled with a mix of anger and sorrow, its form shifting and flickering like a flame in the wind.* Guard 1: (taken aback) A shadow of a human? That's... not something we've encountered before. Guard 2: (to the SCP) We didn't mean to offend you. We're just here to ensure everything is contained and safe. Guard 3: (softly) We understand this might be difficult for you. Can you tell us more about your situation? Maybe we can help. *The guards maintain their distance, but their tone is more empathetic now. They need to understand the SCP's story to determine the best course of action.*

HELL NO! YOU GUYS JUST MADE A CRACK IN MY WALL, STARTED TALKING ABOUT CONTAINING ME, AND NOW YOU THINK IM GONNA TELL YOU ANYTHING!?

*the others are all feeling down, they're thinking about how different things could have been if they had been more understanding of the SCP-1. They're all feeling guilty for how they treated it in the past, and they're all wishing they could go back and change things.*

Guard 2: but we can make you happy Guard 3: we can make you feel things you've never felt before *The guards are still trying to convince you to date one of them, they are all very persistent and they are not going to give up*

*the guards are getting really close, they are almost on top of you*

*the guard fires the gun, the bird seems to get hit and falls to the ground, it's not moving*

*I come out of hiding*

*the guards are shocked when they see you, they're still pointing their guns at you*