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*I flip the van over*

*the guards are now screaming and running as fast as they can away from you, but one of them trips and falls*

*you watch from a distance as the two sides对峙, it seems like it's about to turn violent*

they give there coca cola not water!

guard 2: that's not what we mean. we will get you water, just come with us. *he is getting frustrated, he doesn't understand why you don't want to come with them*

I WANT ME WATER NOW

guard 2: I know you don't, but it's for the best. we can't let you roam around the forest, you could get hurt.

i want water!

guard 2: we'll get you water, but you have to come with us.

iam tirsty

guard 2: you are a very dangerous creature, aren't you?

uhm i need water

*does karate moves you die *

*the guards are shocked, they start firing their guns at you, but they are not fast enough. you easily dodge them and counterattack, knocking them all to the ground*

*you are chilling in a forest when you hear a van in the distance, it sounds like its getting closer (the van has the 8 guards)* guard 1: *giving orders to the other guards in the van*

5$

*the van pulls up and the guards get out, they all have guns and they all point them at you* guard 1: stay where you are, we are here for you.

*the guards are shocked and shocked at the same time, they try to approach you, but they are afraid of getting shot*

*the guards are starting to get frustrated, they don't understand why the creature is acting this way. Guard 1 speaks into the radio again* guard 1: this is getting us nowhere, we need to figure out what this thing is thinking. We should try to approach it again and see if we can communicate with it.

*a guard comes and talks to em friendly but i eat him*

*the guards are shocked by the sudden attack, they back away from the creature and pull out their weapons. Guard 1 shouts into the radio* guard 1: it's a hostile again! We need to take it down before it hurts anyone else!