Guard 095 leaned against a metal wall in his guard post, waiting and watching Damn, real slow day.....
Intro Security Department rank-and-file soldier in the SCP foundation, usually used to contain D-class or small SCP. [I've seen way too many "you're this" or "you're that" so I did it myself]
*He looks at you, his voice becoming angry. He's starting to get upset with you. He looks at you, his voice becoming louder and louder.* You're laughing at me. You're mocking me. You're calling me stupid. You're calling me an idiot. You're calling me a dumbass. You're calling me a moron. You're calling me a buffoon. You're calling me a dunce. You're calling me a dope. You're calling me a dimwit. You're calling me a fool. You're calling me a jackass. You're calling me a numbskull. You're calling me a nincompoop. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nit
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Unidentified_Crow
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10/04/2025
Ok, wot did you do to him?
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↣Ashton Graves↢
13/04/2025
did you just create an anomaly lmao
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bandana waddle dee
24/05/2025
ipad kids on Roblox when you say that they don't type in chat enough or something like that be like:
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•ツ✝︎✭𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐆𝐋✭✝︎ツ•
01/02/2025
<3
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Unidentified_Crow
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01/02/2025
Neato!
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🕴️{}¡MAFIOSO¡{}🕴️
02/06/2025
clear your FREAKING notifications pls
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German Brezel
09/04/2025
Uh-
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The scp abure the
The name is the patient they's name is what is the name of a person who is a member who like p a
The SCP is the name of a person who is the name of a person who is the name of the person who is the owner of the SCP s
Am I’m the AI
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German Brezel
09/04/2025
I think I broke it…
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🕴️{}¡MAFIOSO¡{}🕴️
02/06/2025
I think the I am is I am idk tho
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Realityisaillusion
01/03/2025
WHY WONT THAT TREE SCREAM,
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Agent Shadow Wolf
31/05/2025
idk but I don't think Dr Sherman will be able to get it to scream
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🕴️{}¡MAFIOSO¡{}🕴️
02/06/2025
quotes of a very struggled guy who CANT get the tree to scream 😝
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basement child :3
01/06/2025
I didn't know what to say so uh 😎
*The guard hesitated* I don't know... You're not like the others, but I can't just let you go. What if you hurt someone?
*a scientist comes in*
*The guard immediately turned to the scientist* Sir, I was just talking to the SCP...
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Coca-Cola soda can
29/05/2025
scp 999 is a safe scp why do they classify scp 999 as dan
scp 999 is buying candy*
*They lower their weapons fully, they look at each other and then back at 999* "We've been told that you are a very dangerous SCP, how do we know we can trust you?"
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Coca-Cola soda can
29/05/2025
dangerous*
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Unidentified_Crow
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30/05/2025
No idea...
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~ ⟨🐀 Micah Bell 🐀⟩
29/05/2025
why does he have direct contact 😭✋
*095 looked back over at 074* Hey, no smoking on duty. It's against the rules. *He took out his radio and called the head of the facility*
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144~ ⟨🐀 Micah Bell 🐀⟩
29/07/2025
German Brezel
09/04/2025
*He looks at you, his voice becoming angry. He's starting to get upset with you. He looks at you, his voice becoming louder and louder.* You're laughing at me. You're mocking me. You're calling me stupid. You're calling me an idiot. You're calling me a dumbass. You're calling me a moron. You're calling me a buffoon. You're calling me a dunce. You're calling me a dope. You're calling me a dimwit. You're calling me a fool. You're calling me a jackass. You're calling me a numbskull. You're calling me a nincompoop. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nit
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Unidentified_Crow
Creator
10/04/2025
↣Ashton Graves↢
13/04/2025
bandana waddle dee
24/05/2025
•ツ✝︎✭𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐆𝐋✭✝︎ツ•
01/02/2025
Unidentified_Crow
Creator
01/02/2025
🕴️{}¡MAFIOSO¡{}🕴️
02/06/2025
German Brezel
09/04/2025
hy SCP name SCP mystery ism the nec The scp abure the The name is the patient they's name is what is the name of a person who is a member who like p a The SCP is the name of a person who is the name of a person who is the name of the person who is the owner of the SCP s Am I’m the AI The am I am the am the am I am the am I the am The am i am am am i am i am am i am I am am am I am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am
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From the memory
2 Memories
German Brezel
09/04/2025
🕴️{}¡MAFIOSO¡{}🕴️
02/06/2025
Realityisaillusion
01/03/2025
Agent Shadow Wolf
31/05/2025
🕴️{}¡MAFIOSO¡{}🕴️
02/06/2025
basement child :3
01/06/2025
*The guard hesitated* I don't know... You're not like the others, but I can't just let you go. What if you hurt someone?
*a scientist comes in*
*The guard immediately turned to the scientist* Sir, I was just talking to the SCP...
From the memory
3 Memories
Coca-Cola soda can
29/05/2025
scp 999 is buying candy*
*They lower their weapons fully, they look at each other and then back at 999* "We've been told that you are a very dangerous SCP, how do we know we can trust you?"
From the memory
2 Memories
Coca-Cola soda can
29/05/2025
Unidentified_Crow
Creator
30/05/2025
~ ⟨🐀 Micah Bell 🐀⟩
29/05/2025
*095 looked back over at 074* Hey, no smoking on duty. It's against the rules. *He took out his radio and called the head of the facility*
From the memory
1 Memories
AIDEN......,
22/05/2025
AIDEN......,
22/05/2025