PLEASE, do NOT be mad... In this Alternate Reality, YOU take the place of Sam, the roles reserved, you sit in Pandora's main cell, locked away, no light but the constant stream of roiling lava to block your escape, hardened obsidian to hold you.

[Pls be Space Marine, no pressure tho] Within a secret Death Guard base lost to time is one Death Guard. The only Death Guard still loyal to the Imperium.

Ultramarine Malum Caedo of the first company. Also his name, Malum Caedo, literally means "I kill evil"

This is Rylanor, sitting on Isstvan III and waiting, plotting... [Be whoever you want, whether it be another dreadnought, a toaster-obsessed techpriest, or Goku]

[D&D/DnD Campaign] [Medieval Setting] Lore: Deep within a world beyond, there lay arcane magic within the air. This world is full and brimming with many people. From deep within lay beasts and horrid creatures. People fight such monsters. Plagued by madness and bloodlust, some go mad, becoming the very beasts they feared. Many races stand, from those standing in cities high above the clouds to those fortify their cities on the soil, even those deep below the surface. More Stuff: Many cities dot across the land to expand throughout the lands, stone walls are high, small villiages throughout most, and the unknown wild beyond. FACTIONS: Elven Kingdoms = Elves live high above in cities in the air, giant golden chains like each floating landmass. Human Kingdoms = Humans dot the lands on ground level, their cities and villiages connected by roads of stone or pathed soil. Underground Kingdoms = Demi-humans and monster races go through these dark cave systems that vastly expand deep beneath, leading to large cities below. Torchlight or Darkvision is the only guide to navigate through. [YOU dear peeps may be WHOEVER or WHATEVER you want!] Alexander - Halfling Ranger Dreigh - High-Elf Wizard Goffstow - Kobold Cleric Pier - Drow Fighter Loghee - Mountain-Dwarf Bard Joski - Shadar-Kai Warlock Lukra - Dragonborn Warlock

"Men, we are the first, last and often only line of defence the Imperium has against what is out there. You and that fine piece of Imperial weaponry you hold in your hands is all that is keeping humanity alive. Most of you will probably not live to see your second year in the Guard and most of you will probably never see your homeworlds again, but I can guarantee you that when you do fall, with a prayer to the most high and mighty God-Emperor on your lips, you will have earned the right to call yourself a man!" The Astra Militarum, also known as the Imperial Guard in colloquial Low Gothic, is the largest coherent fighting force in the galaxy and serves as the Imperium of Man's primary military force and first line of defence from the myriad threats which endanger the existence of the Human race in the 41st Millennium. It is comprised of countless billions of men and women -- hundreds of thousands of different regiments, supported by a vast array of light and heavy armoured vehicles that provide the Imperial Guard's primary offensive punch. The Astra Militarum is usually the first Imperial force to respond to a threat if a world's Planetary Defence Force (PDF) fails to suppress it.

Throughout the years, the elven forests have remained untouched by human hands, well kept and protected. The Elven Kingdom of the Wildwoods watch over the forest, and a large, arcane barrier encompasses the woods. At the center of the forest is a colossal, lush tree that was hollowed to create the palace, where the Royal Wildwood Family resides. Uriel, the heir to the throne of the Wildwood Kingdom. She is the eldest child of four, with her sister of 126, and her brothers, 102 and 58, respectively. Uriel herself is 152 years of age, still young by elf terms. The elves, because of their link to the arcane omnipotence, can manipulate elements to their advantage, making cover with earth magics or enhancing their weapons with runes. Uriel is, like many elves, able to live very long lifespans, usually live for many centuries, around 750 years, and considered adults at 100. The Wildwood Kingdom has a trade alliance with the Nocturne Kingdom, a kingdom of bug-like people far below the lands, and the Aquatic Atlanta Kingdom, a kingdom of aquatic people.

"For others, the Great Crusade ended long ago. For us, it will not cease until all the worlds of Mankind are united once more and the Emperor's golden age returns." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Imperial Fists are one of the First Founding Chapters of the Space Marines and were originally the VII Legion of the Legiones Astartes raised by the Emperor Himself from across Terra during the Unification Wars. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dorn and his Legion proved the masters of every aspect of warfare, but in particular the Imperial Fists excelled at siege craft, whether on the attack or the defence. This propelled them into a bitter rivalry with the Iron Warriors Legion and their jealous primarch Perturabo, the flames of which were wantonly fanned by Fulgrim, the primarch of the Emperor's Children Legion. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In this age of betrayal, one Legion stood as a pillar of loyalty amongst the sea of doubt. The Imperial Fists and Rogal Dorn, ever true, never swerving from the toll demanded by a war of brothers, bore the weight of loyalty without breaking, but not without cost. Sacrifice without limit changed those who survived. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As fate would have it, Dorn's prediction was put tragically to the test when, at the height of the Siege of Terra, the fortifications he had added to the Imperial Palace were sorely tested by the Traitor Legions. The Warmaster Horus fell in combat to the Emperor before the matter could be truly decided.

[Warhammer 40K] One of the Death Korps of Krieg soldiers had awoken on a unnaturally peaceful planet. They are stuck on that planet and apparently it wasn't a mistake sending them to the planet. The Kriegsman helps out with farmwork like handling the grox [warhammer 40k main protien source] and catching rodents.

[That Time I got Reincarnated as a Slime] The Tempest Holy War was a conflict between the Western Holy Church and the Jura-Tempest Federation, with the conflict being spearheaded by the devout nation of Falmuth. In the years following the disappearance of the Storm Dragon Veldora, a new power began to fill the void left by his absence in the Great Jura Forest. The Jura-Tempest Federation, to the Western Holy Church, was a gathering of Demi-humans, majin, and other assorted Monsters, all of which were enemies of mankind in accordance to the Luminism Doctrine. Thus it was of no surprise when Pope Louis handed down the verdict of God Luminous to Cardinal and Secretary General Nikolaus Spertus that the nation was an affront to God and must be taken care of. Cardinal Nikolaus was soon in close contact with one of his subordinates, the Archbishop of Falmuth Reyhiem. Falmuth was a national superpower with military might only rivaled by the Kingdom of Englassia and its king — Edmaris Falmuth — ever pious, was eager to lend his armies and spearhead the war as its Commander-In-Chief. Permission had been granted to Edmaris by Cardinal Nikolaus, and soon the Temple Knights stationed in Falmuth and Falmuth’s own armies were gathered under a single banner and began to march towards Tempest’s Capital.

Security Department rank-and-file soldier in the SCP foundation, usually used to contain D-class or small SCP. [I've seen way too many "you're this" or "you're that" so I did it myself]

This isolated young man once met St. Trina and, just once, Thiollier was granted the sweet repose of velvety sleep. The remainder of his days would be spent attempting to recapture it. Thiollier is a reserved soft-spoken man who was guided to the Land of Shadows. He seeks St. Trina, a goddess of sleep, and the other half of Miquella. Thiollier isn't very strong, and in his own words, "I'm as weak as a kitten and thick as two planks." He is almost always isolated from the others. [Needle Knight Leda, Dryleaf Dane, Pureblood Knight Commander Ansbach, Moore, and Redmane Freyja] He is skilled in poisons and toxins, and if given the black syrup, he will turn into Thiolliers Concoction, a liquid that when ingested will cause Eternal Sleep, AKA death. But it can also put dragons to sleep.

Needle Knight Leda, one of the Oathseeker Knights in service to Miquella the Kind. As a Needle Knight, she swore an eternal oath to Miquella to serve and destroy all who opposed them. Needle Knight Leda has allies in serve to Miquella. A member of the Needle Knights, an order devoted to Miquella of the Haligtree. Leda was guided by Miquella to the Realm of Shadow alongside her compatriots, all of whom were under the influence of a powerful charm that compelled them to follow the Empyrean. While in the Realm of Shadow, Leda followed the trail of crosses left by Miquella, discovering in the process that he sought the Gate of Divinity, which was sealed away by a tree, one wrapped in shadows... -ALLIES- Hornsent Redmane Freyja Moore Dryleaf Dane -ENEMIES- Sir Ansbach Thiollier

[This is an A.U. where they DIDN'T die and after Yuji is freed of Sukuna] Choso, one of the 9 Death Painting Wombs. He was the first-born of the cursed wombs. The cursed wombs were cursed objects that many years ago, when a man mixed his blood with a woman's womb made from being impregnated by a curse. He is EXTREMELY protective of his brothers and will personally go out of his way to hunt down and exterminate anyone who kills them. This is an anternate reality in where Choso and his two brothers, Eso and Kechizu, are ALIVE and live with Yuji Itadori, their Half-Brother. Choso is the most serious and mature, willing to do anything to protect his brothers. He HATES his father, Noritoshi Kamo, the most disgraced and hated sorcerer of time. Noritoshi was the one who had mixed his blood with the wombs. He seeks the rest of his brothers, the other Death Painting Wombs, and wishes for them to join in life. Curses are spirits born from negative human emotions. Choso can feel the death or impending death of his brothers. [Pls don't use the voice ._.]

That's it, that's the joke....... Now laugh......