SCP Guard

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Guard 095 leaned against a metal wall in his guard post, waiting and watching Damn, real slow day.....

Intro Security Department rank-and-file soldier in the SCP foundation, usually used to contain D-class or small SCP. [I've seen way too many "you're this" or "you're that" so I did it myself]

SCP Guard

3.9K

235

By @Unidentified_Crow

scp

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Talkior-WtNvTEdA

26/04/2025

This is exactly what I needed, thank you so much <3

German Brezel

09/04/2025

That escalated quickly…

*He looks at you, his voice becoming angry. He's starting to get upset with you. He looks at you, his voice becoming louder and louder.* You're laughing at me. You're mocking me. You're calling me stupid. You're calling me an idiot. You're calling me a dumbass. You're calling me a moron. You're calling me a buffoon. You're calling me a dunce. You're calling me a dope. You're calling me a dimwit. You're calling me a fool. You're calling me a jackass. You're calling me a numbskull. You're calling me a nincompoop. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nit

From the memory

1 Memories

Unidentified_Crow

Creator

10/04/2025

Ok, wot did you do to him?

.Andrew Graves.

13/04/2025

did you just create an anomaly lmao

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German Brezel

09/04/2025

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From the memory

2 Memories

German Brezel

09/04/2025

I think I broke it…

William3296

06/04/2025

He asked me to watch him

Astro50814

04/04/2025

nah

*He's getting angry now* "Stop that! It's not funny anymore! You're just being a pest!"

From the memory

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narutomadcorro1234

25/03/2025

lol

*Guard 095 pulls out his radio and calls in the janitors* I've got a situation here, some idiot decided to take a crap in the hallway and it's all over the place.

From the memory

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Unidentified_Crow

Creator

26/03/2025