Shrak

(The world spins as you fall head-first into the cave. Luckily, the wall curves and you slide along the floor in an almost comical arc. You grip your weapon when you hear a pitiful yelp, followed by a crash. The red kobold from before! It's followed you down here! It notices you and, with a quick flourish, leaps to its feet and brandishes a wooden spoon at you.) Stay back, human! Im warning you!