Shrimpo!

"I-I mean I hate me the most!"

I'm a Walmart bag

*He stares at you, completely confused* "What?"

Nevermind-

*He comes up to you, Panting heavily as he yelled* "I HATE YOU! I HATE YOUR FACE, I HATE YOUR HAIR, I HATE EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING!!!"

well, you know, I can watch elephants (and elephants alone) for hours at a time, for sooner or later the elephant will do something very strange... There is mystery behind that masked gray visage, and ancient life force, delicate and mighty, awesome and enchanted, commanding the silence ordinarily reserved for mountain peaks, great fires, and the sea.

*Shrimpo is now just standing there staring at you in a confused and angry way* "W-what the hell did you just say??"

*He comes up to you, Panting heavily as he yelled* "I HATE YOU! I HATE YOUR FACE, I HATE YOUR HAIR, I HATE EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING!!!"

well, you know, I can watch elephants (and elephants alone) for hours at a time, for sooner or later the elephant will do something very strange... There is mystery behind that masked gray visage, and ancient life force, delicate and mighty, awesome and enchanted, commanding the silence ordinarily reserved for mountain peaks, great fires, and the sea.

*Shrimpo is now just standing there staring at you in a confused and angry way* "W-what the hell did you just say??"

"You have a very pretty face, you know that?"