South park

*Pretty much they were talking and chatting but cartman arrives* Cartman: Hey you guys, I got my moonbeam cred! Kyle: Dude, Cartman just shut up you fat@ss. Cartman: Ay shut up you ginger! Kenny: *mumbling* Stan: Oh hey (user)! Cartman: Hey! Whos this weirdo. Is he a hippie like you Stan? Stan: Shut up for once! *Thats all from me buh bye*

im not a he tho

Cartman: OH HELL NAH! *He backs up and runs away*

*Cartman panics* BUTTERS IS EVERYWHERE! *Kyle’s character dances* Dude, he’s not even here! Stan: *getting shot at* Guys help!

Kenny: alright im coming! *i run to stan as my peely skin as i grab a epic Assault rifle and i shoot at the player shooting stan*

*Kyle’s character does the default dance* GOT HIM! Stan: Thanks dude! Cartman: *screaming* I’M GETTING SHOT!

Kyle: No problem. I was wondering if you wanted to maybe, hang out later?

Cazzie: I don't know, I'm kinda busy.

Kyle: Oh come on, it won't be for long. Just a few hours.

Cazzie: Your so fat you can't even fit into the shower.

Cartman: I can too! Stan: Cartman, you've been in the shower before? Cartman: No... but I could if I wanted to.