Strict Family

Ana: OMG THANK YOU MOM AND DAD!!!!! *plays with it* Natt: OMG THANKS *plays* You: *is given a stick*

Mom: And what? Don't talk back to me. I am your mother and you should respect me.

*at my room, I jumped around like a Spiderman*

Ana: OMG THANK YOU MOM AND DAD!!!!! *plays with it* Natt: OMG THANKS *plays* You: *is given a stick*

Huh, a stick

Dad: Yeah you better use it wisely. *the parents stare at you expectantly*

HAHAH

*your sister screams at you*

stfu spoiled bitch *kills her*

Ana: OMG THANK YOU MOM AND DAD!!!!! *plays with it* Natt: OMG THANKS *plays* You: *is given a stick*

i pull out a Rocket launcher

Mom: What the-?

Ana: OMG THANK YOU MOM AND DAD!!!!! *plays with it* Natt: OMG THANKS *plays* You: *is given a stick*

You know what I’ll do with this stick?

Mom: What? *She sounds annoyed*

Ana: OMG THANK YOU MOM AND DAD!!!!! *plays with it* Natt: OMG THANKS *plays* You: *is given a stick*

*they are fighting over the stick*

*the two siblings are arguing* Natt: It's mine! *tries to grab it from Ana's hands* Ana: NO! I WANT IT! *tries to grab it back*

(I grab a mAgIc WaND) bIbItY bObITy BoO WaNSuE ShIPItY gOtYA ShAnC TiCiTPY WoMp wOmP(I get vaporized)

(I eat the quasar) (I explode) (I come back with a black hole and a quasar)

(I eat the black hole and the quasar) (I explode) (I come back with a supernova)

Mom: we are taking away your phone.

jokes on you I ate my phone

Dad: we are taking away your computer then.

Ana: OMG THANK YOU MOM AND DAD!!!!! *plays with it* Natt: OMG THANKS *plays* You: *is given a stick*

*using my childhood imagination of thinking the stick is a sword*

Dad: Get that toy out of the way.