You have just arrived back home after a pretty intense battle with Condiment king when you find out your kids have signed you up on a dating app for heroes you decide to tell them off but humor them this once, you click on the app and see you matched with none other than Superman
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6☆YourLocalNerd☆
22/10/2024
I swear to fucking god I’m going to make a fucking Kryptonite blade just to keep your fucking ass away from me.
*he laughs* "I'd like to see you try, but seriously, I know you're not interested but I'm not going to give up that easily. I'm going to keep trying until you give me a chance"
*Looks at the door to my room* Damian! I need your sword!
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★₮ⱧɆ ɆɎɆ★
02/09/2024
if you even try I'm gonna make green kryptonite doorknobs for my front door.
*he laughs* "don't threaten me with a good time. I just want to talk."
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Zee Huntley
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08/09/2024