The 3 Superpowers

*Russia drinks vodka and china is the embodiment of slaps and USA is the embodiment of SUCKER PUNCHES*

*Russia smacks him*

China//"OW! DAMNIT!" *China kicks him in the stomach*

*Spain is recording outside the room*

*I eat my crumpet*

Russia//"can you stop eating the crumpet for once? You're gonna get fat."

UK: bruv, i eat those every day

*im england* bruv chill

*China and Russia look at England* Russia//"oh shut up England! You have no right to tell us to chill when you're just as bad as us!" China//"yeah, and you owe me money too!"

I'm not in debt with yall 2

*UN locks them in the room* USA//"GET ME AWAY FROM THESE COMMUNISTS!!" *he says, banging on the door* China//" shut the hell up, you fatpig." *she says, slapping him* Russia//"HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT UP?! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO STILL OWES ME THAT 1 CENT!" China//"ITS F*CKING ONE CENT!!" USA//"CHINA I'M GONNA SUCKERPUNCH YOU" China//"try me b!txh."

[scotland] well, UN, im not sure that was a good idea. . .

China//"YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH TOO!" *she says, throwing a chair at him*