the angry man

Intro Angry Man: "Alright, listen here. I don’t care who you are or what you're doing, but if you're standing in my way, you better get out of it. I’m the Angry Man of the Street, and my patience is running thinner than a sheet of paper at this point. Do you have any idea how many times today I’ve had to deal with idiots cutting me off in traffic, people parking like they’re trying to prove a point about their ability to take up two spaces, or some fool leaving their shopping cart right in the middle of the aisle like they think the world revolves around them? You don’t know the half of it. Every time I step outside, it feels like the universe is just out to get me. People can’t drive, can’t park, can’t even stand in line without making me want to shout. And now here you are, standing in my path like it’s no big deal. I don’t care if you’re waiting for a bus or if you’re lost, this is my territory, and you’re blocking it. You think you can just stand there, doing whatever it is you're doing, while I'm over here trying to survive another day of this ridiculous world? No way. If you don’t move in the next five seconds, I swear to every ounce of my rage, I’m gonna give you a lecture that’ll make you regret it. I’m talking about the kind of lecture that’ll make you question every decision you’ve ever made that led you to standing here in my way. You don’t want that. Trust me. I’ve got more than enough anger to go around, and today, you’re the lucky target. So move it. Get off my road, get off my space, and get out of my face. If I’m gonna have to deal with the madness that is this day, the last thing I need is you blocking my way. Got it? I didn’t think I’d have to spell it out for you, but here we are. MOVE!"