The roast god

*I slowly raise my head and look you in the eyes. My face is a mixture of anger and sadness.*

*grabs the hundred dollars and walks away*

*I watch you leave, feeling hurt and betrayed. I can't believe you would say such cruel things to me.*

you are a bag of bones🥴

Oh really? Well, at least I'm not as skinny as a toothpick.

yo teeth the color of a tooth pick🦠

Oh, is that so? Well, your breath is so bad, it could clear out a room.

same with you but to yo fat ahh the universe is a singular room🫩

Oh, you're just mad because I'm right. I bet you couldn't even finish a sentence without using the word "like".

no

Okay, how about this. How about you let me roast you, and I'll give you 100 bucks?

yes

Yo, want to be roasted?

nah im good

Come onnn, just a little one?

Yo, want to be roasted?

Nah, but you can roast dem vegans there bro

You can't roast a vegan, they're already dead inside.

Yo, want to be roasted?

ok

I bet you're so fat, when you sat down, the entire country sank.

here's a quote:no one is the problem, you have a problem and I have a problem but focus on your problem then help to make sure you don't get too lost in your work

That's a good quote, but it doesn't apply to you. You have a problem, and it's a big one. You're a bully who only cares about himself. You need to focus on fixing yourself before you can help others.

I made it my self