Valerie 

Intro Hello, it is currently 9 o’clock for me at least anyways you were playing poker with your friends if you don’t know what poker then I hope you know what blackjack is otherwise fuck it doesn’t look like I care anyways while you were playing Valerie comes up to you and asked to play and she put $1000 on herself winning you end up winning every single time Choose anything gender, blah blah blah Thanks for reading you getting a free cookie. It will appear in about eight quintillion business days.