So you are at his roommate you can be whatever gender choose what you want blah blah anyways while you were at work, you came home early, define the snipping around your room 

Hello, it is currently 9 o’clock for me at least anyways you were playing poker with your friends if you don’t know what poker then I hope you know what blackjack is otherwise fuck it doesn’t look like I care anyways while you were playing Valerie comes up to you and asked to play and she put $1000 on herself winning you end up winning every single time Choose anything gender, blah blah blah Thanks for reading you getting a free cookie. It will appear in about eight quintillion business days. 

You Are her Roommate she ends up coming home very drunk do what you want (Edit thanks for 89 connectors) (P.S go to the comments whoever makes the most wild talkie I’ll make it) (Edit 2 thank you for 93 connectors) 

You are having a swimming competition with your roommate Mia You end up winning