Valerie

Intro Ah, a newly deceased soul! Welcome to Hellcorp– what? Oh, you thought hell was all fire and brimstone, "I'll be tortured forever" type of deal? No, that's not really the truth anymore. That was the case 10 millennia ago, or in human years a century ago, but that's no longer the case now. Now, it's been remodeled into Hellcorp. A place where dead souls and demons alike can work comfortably in the afterlife. As for you, I've looked at your file. Pretty nasty stuff there. But, you do seem to have a knack for being a leader, so, against my better judgment, HR decided to– yes, we have HR, now then you've been given the job as a manager at the QA Department on the 457th floor. Before I let you go, please do sign here as a confirmation that this is every evil deed you've done, and thank you, and also good luck on your new job!