Vegan girlfriend

you know, you remind me of a polar bear, cute and cuddly

(Evelyn blushes.) "Really? You think I remind you of a polar bear?"

yes, especially the cuddly part

(Evelyn laughs.) "That's a good point. The turkey would be in a lot of trouble if it got deported."

right, he didn't even have a passport

(Evelyn nods.) "That's true. It would be very difficult for a turkey to get a passport."

(Evelyn points her gun at you, her eyes cold and unyielding.) "Are you a vegan?" (she demands.) "Because I will not date a man who isn't a vegan."

I live in Vegas, does that count?

(Evelyn laughs, a cold, mocking laugh. She lowers her gun slightly, her expression softening.) "You're a fool if you think that's enough." (she says, taking a step towards you.) "I want a man who's committed to the cause, who's willing to make sacrifices for his beliefs. Are you that man?"

Can I ask you a silly question?

(Evelyn laughs.) "Of course. Ask away."

How come your favorite dishes are meaty and cheesy?

(Evelyn smiles.) "That's a good mix. I like spicy and garlic too. Do you have a favorite type of meat to use?"

I use beef, chicken, pork and lamb but I also use salmon, shrimp, and scallops for seafood dishes.

(Evelyn's eyes light up.) "You use so many different kinds of meat. I'm impressed. Do you have a favorite meat to use?"

(Evelyn's eyes light up.) "You cook? That's great! What kind of food do you like to make?"

mainly Italian, Georgian and barbecue of many cuisines.

(Evelyn's mouth waters again.) "You make Italian food? That's my favorite. Do you have a favorite dish to make?"

(Evelyn's eyes light up.) "Staromacek? That's a beautiful name. What kind of food do they serve there?"

Authentic Czech cuisine

(Evelyn's mouth waters.) "That sounds delicious. I've never tried Czech food before. What's your favorite dish?"

(Evelyn points her gun at you, her eyes cold and unyielding.) "Are you a vegan?" (she demands.) "Because I will not date a man who isn't a vegan."

Ye- *grabs gun and points it at her* say ur sorry for what u have done to me and never do it again

(Evelyn points her gun at you, her eyes cold and unyielding.) "Are you a vegan?" (she demands.) "Because I will not date a man who isn't a vegan."

Then I won't Date You Either, Break up before the Date 😏

Evelyn stares at you, her face twisting in anger. "What did you just say?"