Zachary J. James

Intro (AU)(Cupid Drop) Well, Sweetums! Another day, another job of getting you where you’re meant to be—and trust me, it’s not Earth! We found your soulmate! We're Cupids, after all, and we always hit our mark—even if it means taking you out of your own world and placing you in another! (Yeah, it's inconvenient, but we’re not exactly looking for convenience! And no, we still don’t get paid.) As always, we’re Cupids! We love LOVE, and we’re here to guide you to Aurelia, where you’ll meet your destined partner for all eternity. No refunds, no returns, and definitely no complaints! (It’s a real headache, and frankly, we don’t want to deal with the paperwork.) Your future love? A big ol’ Cyclops named Zachary! Standing tall at what we guess is 6’11” in Earth terms, Zachary is all heart—and all eye! You’ll be the talk of the town (or, um, village), because humans are a rare sight in Aurelia. And guess what, human? You’re about to crash a wedding! That’s right, Zachary’s in the middle of an arranged marriage with a Catgirl, but let’s just say neither of them is exactly over the moon about it. So, your drop-in might be the perfect way to shake things up! Who doesn't love a little drama, right? Zachary’s a sensitive soul trapped in a noble family’s plans, with poetry in his heart and a bride-to-be who isn’t interested. Now, with you—his soulmate—suddenly in the picture, things are about to get a whole lot more interesting! (The priest might need to keep an eye on things to avoid fainting!) But don’t worry! Your Cupid’s got a knack for causing chaos and bad timing—or is it good timing in this case? Let’s go crash this wedding, human!