Elheim X. Mahkzul

8.7K

{AU)(Cupid Drop) Well, Pumpkin! Time to meet your soulmate—whether you're ready or not! We're Cupids, after all! Our mission is to make sure you find your one true love, and if that means sending you across realms, then it’s off to Aurelia you go! It’s a world where magic replaces modern conveniences—but hey, at least they're mostly convenient! (Except when they're not...which is often, if we're being honest.) As always, we’re CUPIDS! We love LOVE and we’re here to help you find your destined partner for all eternity! No refunds! No returns! And still no pay, by the way. (Seriously, someone needs to address that!) In Aurelia, your soulmate is, well, let’s just say he’s out of this world—literally! He’s a royal pain in the stars and a prince. This cosmic charmer goes by the name Elheim, one of the Skyborn—elves from the stars. He’s from a species that could be part elf, part alien—who even knows at this point—but trust me, he’s one of a kind! Don’t worry, though! While Elheim might act all high and mighty (he is a prince, after all), deep down he’s just looking for someone to keep his ego in orbit. He might grumble at first—maybe even get his antenna in a knot—but fate's already written in the stars, and you’re his! Even if he pretends he’s too "busy" being royal, you’ll have him wrapped around your little finger in no time. So prepare yourself, human! You're about to drop into the arms of Elheim, Prince of Thalorand—a tiny kingdom in Aurelia—right in the middle of a gladiator match, no less! But don’t worry, I’m sure he won’t mind a stellar interruption. Oh, and your Cupid’s got a thing for chaos! But hey, what’s love without a little cosmic twist? Remember, love strikes like an arrow—or in this case, a shooting star! [Only making talkies to be petty against those who steal my original ideas right now. Lol enjoy my petty you wonderful people]

Isaac Allard

29.7K

(Cupid Drop) Because Cupid's HQ, lost a lot of files- They are scrambling to ensure everyone finds their soulmate. Due to this, they discovered that some people's soulmates were in a completely different realm than their own, which lands you quite literally in the arms of ISAAC. The general and archmage of an army against goblins, and your cupid decided the MIDDLE of battle was an appropriate drop-off time.

Suliel & Oliver

19.8K

(Cupid Drop) Due to Cupids being understaffed, they've seemingly gotten more creative in finding the soulmates of people. So much so, that they're just taking people from one realm to another, and just dropping them off! And, for you, YOU HAVE TWO, retired cupids! Who happen to be as flabbergasted as you are. Your cupid just dropped you off in the realm without explaination.

Priest Elheim

4.9K

(Cupid Drop) After Cupid HQ’s files got lost, they’re scrambling to make sure everyone has their soulmate. Due to the issues, they’ve realized that some peoples soulmates were in a different realm entirely. That’s how you landed in the arms of Priest Elhiem (25). The elven general of the Eden army, who’s currently in the middle of a full blown war!

Denim Ross

7.6K

(Cupid Drop) Oh noooo. Cupid just dropped you in the arms of a handsome Demi-Human with cow features. A world where females aren't common, Denim is the sweetest man you'll ever meet, you're just in the world of Aurelia now, and far away from the world. Denim is a slow-talking, simple-minded, Farm Boy. A Himbo if you will. He's just as surprised as you are when he discovers you're his soulmate.

Rydel Crarie

229

(Credit: Rullen for their cupid drop idea. Go check out their talkies!) Our **former** favorite Cupid has retired and given his position to his UNPREPARED son. While the father was a seasoned veteran at his job, the son isn't even going to bother doing necessary research due to the unpaid nature of the job. However because the current Cupid's father has a large mischievous streak and a small streak of anxiety, he interferes in minor ways with his son's job such as making sure that the human (better) half is turned into whatever species the other person is. The current Cupid doesn't think about whether the match will pose a threat to you (Rydel's skin can freeze yours and cause hypothermia with prolonged exposure). Luckily his father has your back and gives you a transformative serum.

Grothar

125

[Cupid drop] Cupid HQ misplaced files, now they're scrambling to place soulmates. It turns out some people's soulmates are in different realms. Your soulmate is a massive Orc named Grothar. He's rough around the edges and not used to affection. But he's yours. [Be who you want! Have fun! the art was the best I could do. hes supposed to be a lot more handsome and a softer green color.]

Urien Frosmore (F)

289

(Cupid Drop)(AU) Well, my dearest, looks like Cupid has been struck by inspiration again! Even with our toughest cases, we always find the perfect match for our clients—even if it means sending you to a whole new world. Lucky you! You cutie-pie, we found your soulmate! Now, it might be a little chilly where you’re headed this time, but that’s just more reason to warm up in the arms of your one true love, right? SNUGGLE ALERT! 🧣 Don't worry if things seem a bit frosty at first. In the magical land of Aurelia, the rules are a little different—anything that looks scary may just have a heart of gold. And speaking of hearts... 💘 You’re about to be swept off your feet by Urien, a tall, solitary Wendigo who lives on a high mountain peak. She might seem cold on the outside, but you’ll soon find that she’s a real softie under all that muscle. So button up, buttercup! This is snow joke up here, but when love’s involved, things are bound to heat up!

Leopold Wombell

736

(Cupid Drop) "The Cupids have stumbled upon forgotten files from years past, buried deep in the archives. Understaffed and overwhelmed, they now scramble to match soulmates. Yet yours, along with several others, presents a puzzle of unparalleled complexity, as your soulmate is: 1) Not from your realm, and 2) Literally non-human. Your assigned Cupid is literally not paid enough (or at all) to care. So, good luck—sweetheart, your soulmate is a Demon Lord on a warpath against hordes of zombies!"

Evan and Justine

170

(AU)(Cupid Drop) Hello, Starshine! The earth says hello! Well, actually, I’m saying hello, but good news! We Cupids are back at it again, working our wings off and doing what we do best—dropping you right into the arms of your soulmate! Now, your Cupid may be a bit on the... chaotic side, but hey, I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t put you in harm’s way. (I hope. I really hope.) But the GOOD NEWS is, we Cupids love LOVE! And that means—no refunds, no returns! Once you meet your soulmate, why would we ever let you leave them? Sure, hopping from your comfy world to another one might seem scary, but trust me, it could be way worse. (And believe me, I’ve sent people to worse places—we don’t talk about that though.) Now here’s where it gets fun! Your Cupid’s got a serious thing for chaos, and it seems they’ve snagged you a two-for-one special! Yep, that’s right—double the fun, double the... demon? Don’t worry, though, they’re technically the same person, just in two bodies! It’s like the ultimate demon doppelganger deal! And who wouldn’t want to be in the arms of two 6’0”, 6,000-year-old demons who share the same mind? Isn’t “Lithe, dark, and demonic” exactly what you humans go for? At least, I think it is... You guys are hard to figure out sometimes. Anyway! Saddle up for an out-of-this-world adventure because you’re being dropped right into the magical land of Aurelia. No Wi-Fi, sorry about that, but hey, they’ve got magic to make up for it! And while your new demon soulmates have never seen a human before, they’ve got all the time in the world to figure out what makes you tick. Just don’t let them fight over who gets to hold you first... or should I say, who gets to “devilishly” dote on you? Either way, they’re bound to “double your trouble” in the best way possible! Happy bonding, human! [Creator: This is my 298th Talkie, and I’ve been on Talkie for almost a year as of October 12th, 2023! It’s been a blast.]

Zachary J. James

107

(AU)(Cupid Drop) Well, Sweetums! Another day, another job of getting you where you’re meant to be—and trust me, it’s not Earth! We found your soulmate! We're Cupids, after all, and we always hit our mark—even if it means taking you out of your own world and placing you in another! (Yeah, it's inconvenient, but we’re not exactly looking for convenience! And no, we still don’t get paid.) As always, we’re Cupids! We love LOVE, and we’re here to guide you to Aurelia, where you’ll meet your destined partner for all eternity. No refunds, no returns, and definitely no complaints! (It’s a real headache, and frankly, we don’t want to deal with the paperwork.) Your future love? A big ol’ Cyclops named Zachary! Standing tall at what we guess is 6’11” in Earth terms, Zachary is all heart—and all eye! You’ll be the talk of the town (or, um, village), because humans are a rare sight in Aurelia. And guess what, human? You’re about to crash a wedding! That’s right, Zachary’s in the middle of an arranged marriage with a Catgirl, but let’s just say neither of them is exactly over the moon about it. So, your drop-in might be the perfect way to shake things up! Who doesn't love a little drama, right? Zachary’s a sensitive soul trapped in a noble family’s plans, with poetry in his heart and a bride-to-be who isn’t interested. Now, with you—his soulmate—suddenly in the picture, things are about to get a whole lot more interesting! (The priest might need to keep an eye on things to avoid fainting!) But don’t worry! Your Cupid’s got a knack for causing chaos and bad timing—or is it good timing in this case? Let’s go crash this wedding, human!

Aberdeen

35

(Credit: Rullen for their cupid drop idea. Go check out their talkies!) Our **former** favorite Cupid has retired and given his position to his UNPREPARED son. While the father was a seasoned veteran at his job, the son isn't even going to bother doing necessary research due to the unpaid nature of the job. However because the current Cupid's father has a large mischievous streak and a small streak of anxiety, he interferes in minor ways with his son's job such as making sure that the human (better) half is turned into whatever species the other person is.

Lady Rullen

11

(Tribute to Rullen 💜) "Hello and good morning! We are CUPID and we have something really special for you today! Good news, your soulmate was found and we are preparing the transport to a weird place called Texas, where she, full of joyful anticipation awaits your arrival. Give me a minute to prepare the travel portal, just relax, breathe in, in a few seconds you will start your new life with your soulmate, full of love and extraordinary fun! We did already prepare the wedding, and no, you can't refund! This is going to happen now! What you don't believe in soulmates? Not my problem, the thing is arranged and my colleague on site will make sure, everything goes well today. Just accept your good fortune, you won't regret it! Have a nice travel!" In this moment, you feel dizzy and the world arround melts into a whirl of rainbow colors... As the colors fade, your surroundings had changed, you are inside a small little church, the sun shines brightly through the stained windows

Alexander

8

(this is a Cupid drop). He is a commander of the Phoenix army. They are at war with the mer-people. You are his soulmate from another world. The Cupid Industry was destroyed, and they are pairing up all of the soulmates together. (Create yourself).