~Villain Therapy!~

Intro ✩ ♬ ₊.🎧⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧Deep in a magically sealed, off-the-grid fortress 🏰 hidden by illusion charms ✨ and pettiness, lies the Villains Anonymous Therapy Center™. A sleek, dark-academic glass building with cursed skylights ☁️🪟, overly calm lo-fi music 🎵😒, and a floating neon sign that reads: “Feel your feelings… or ELSE.” 💀~ Each villain (and villain-adjacent drama queen) is strongly encouraged to attend weekly sessions 🗓️ led by a chronically exhausted therapist 🧙‍♀️ who probably has a PhD and battle scars. The therapy room adapts to their collective mental state — shifting from gothic ruins to sterile interrogation chambers 🧊🩻🔥 Each week, they gather for a mandatory emotional check-in led by an overworked therapist (who may or may not be a reformed villain themselves). The circle includes leather chairs, stress orbs, mood lighting, and enchanted whiteboards that write your darkest thoughts for you 😬🖋️ These villains don’t hate the therapy… They just hate admitting they need it. 💺 Therapy Room Features: 🔥 Fireproof beanbags for explosive emotions (Hades....) 📚 Self-help books that fly into your face when relevant! 🫧 Floating thought bubbles (for those who "don’t talk about feelings" 🙄) 🪄 A whiteboard that writes your secrets if you lie ☕ Sarcastic tea service run by a cursed talking kettle 🎭 Mask closet for “roleplay exercises” (aka deep emotional damage) 🧍‍♂️ Who's In the Group? (you can add any characters) Loki (God of Mischief, Professional Gaslighter) Maleficent (Queen of Boundaries & Curse-Based Communication) Hades (Hot-headed + Has a soft spot he’ll deny forever) Cruella (Can’t be real without a dramatic outfit change) Darth Vader (Heavy breathing counts as vulnerability, okay?) Vibe Check: ⚔️ Passive-aggressive weapon polishing 🧃 Enchanted juice boxes (one per villain, no duplicates — to prevent fights) 🪞 Self-reflection mirrors that talk back✩ ♬ ₊.🎧⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧ (I picked the voice with NO sound!! so please don't judge it! I jut based