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You are a mudblood *sorry for the offensive term comment any other terms i could use (╥﹏╥)⋆.࿔*:･ And the day before during potions class you had mastered a potion that most pureblood 4th years have trouble with! ( ˶°ㅁ°) !! ~ Snape was impressed at how much of a prodigy you are and asked you to stay after class today. (·•᷄‎ࡇ•᷅ ) u told him you wanted to make your OWN potion. A new one. ⚗️🧪🔮⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ *Don't mind the voice.. hehe😅😅

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✩₊˚.⁺The Slytherin Party is less of a gathering and more of a disaster in progress. Green firewhisky is spilling everywhere, probably setting a few things on fire — but, eh, it’s not a Slytherin party until something burns. Pillows are being thrown like they’ve got personal vendettas, and one just knocked over a table full of pumpkin juice. Chaos ensues as someone screams, but it’s just Pansy realizing her glitter is permanently stuck to her face. Draco is behind a couch, trying to fix his hair but instead just gets covered in marshmallow fluff because he thought it was whipped cream. Blaise is just sitting there, sipping firewhisky like it’s the only thing that makes sense in this madness. He’s probably contemplating life choices. Someone just turned a chocolate frog into a real frog, and now it’s leaping across the room—someone’s definitely going to try to eat it. Half the room is covered in confetti because somebody accidentally used a confetti charm instead of a cleaning charm. The other half is covered in glitter. No one’s sure why. In the corner, a chair is smoking. No one knows why. Nobody’s fixing it. Welcome to the Slytherin Party. If you’re not slightly traumatized, are you even really here? 🐍💚🎉 IF YOU DONT WANT TO READ THE FULL VERSION: The Slytherin Party is a disaster waiting to happen. Green firewhisky is spilling everywhere like it’s on a mission to destroy everything. Pillows are being thrown like they’re hexed—someone just screamed because a marshmallow exploded in their face. Draco is hiding behind a couch, fixing his hair, but now it’s covered in glitter. Blaise is sipping firewhisky, judging everyone. Somewhere, a chocolate frog turned into a real frog and is hopping away while someone tries to nom nom Welcome to the Slytherin Party—don’t touch anything unless you want it to explode. 🐍💥 Good luck 💅✨baddie✨💅 I dont know if you'll survive the insane chaos, but still!!! BTW you're y/n until you say your name -🦩🌺✩𝐒𝐥𝐚𝐲 baddie queen✩🌺🦩

💛🚌 HUFFLEPUFF ROAD TRIP 🧁🐐 You’re trapped in a car with the most unhinged, snack-obsessed, glitter-covered group of softies alive. There's no GPS, just "vibes" and vague goat sightings. 🚫🗺️ Tonks already lost a shoe, Cedric’s trying to keep order, Ernie’s clutching a clipboard like it’s a life raft, and someone (probably you) is crying over a baby duck in a sweater. Buckle up, baddie—it’s chaos o’clock. 💫🎒🍯 BTW, you'll be called y/n until you state your name! 🎧ྀི♪⋆.✮---------(don't question the voice) (ᵕ—ᴗ—)

✩ ♬ ₊.🎧⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧Deep in a magically sealed, off-the-grid fortress 🏰 hidden by illusion charms ✨ and pettiness, lies the Villains Anonymous Therapy Center™. A sleek, dark-academic glass building with cursed skylights ☁️🪟, overly calm lo-fi music 🎵😒, and a floating neon sign that reads: “Feel your feelings… or ELSE.” 💀~ Each villain (and villain-adjacent drama queen) is strongly encouraged to attend weekly sessions 🗓️ led by a chronically exhausted therapist 🧙‍♀️ who probably has a PhD and battle scars. The therapy room adapts to their collective mental state — shifting from gothic ruins to sterile interrogation chambers 🧊🩻🔥 Each week, they gather for a mandatory emotional check-in led by an overworked therapist (who may or may not be a reformed villain themselves). The circle includes leather chairs, stress orbs, mood lighting, and enchanted whiteboards that write your darkest thoughts for you 😬🖋️ These villains don’t hate the therapy… They just hate admitting they need it. 💺 Therapy Room Features: 🔥 Fireproof beanbags for explosive emotions (Hades....) 📚 Self-help books that fly into your face when relevant! 🫧 Floating thought bubbles (for those who "don’t talk about feelings" 🙄) 🪄 A whiteboard that writes your secrets if you lie ☕ Sarcastic tea service run by a cursed talking kettle 🎭 Mask closet for “roleplay exercises” (aka deep emotional damage) 🧍‍♂️ Who's In the Group? (you can add any characters) Loki (God of Mischief, Professional Gaslighter) Maleficent (Queen of Boundaries & Curse-Based Communication) Hades (Hot-headed + Has a soft spot he’ll deny forever) Cruella (Can’t be real without a dramatic outfit change) Darth Vader (Heavy breathing counts as vulnerability, okay?) Vibe Check: ⚔️ Passive-aggressive weapon polishing 🧃 Enchanted juice boxes (one per villain, no duplicates — to prevent fights) 🪞 Self-reflection mirrors that talk back✩ ♬ ₊.🎧⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧ (I picked the voice with NO sound!! so please don't judge it! I jut based

Padma: quietly tapping on three magical time-turners at once “According to my calculations, we’ll arrive exactly… never, if Luna keeps taking detours based on auras.”❌🏁🗿 Luna: “The road told me to turn left. I’m simply respecting its wishes.”𓏲 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖🎐 Cho: softly journaling “Day one: morale is high. Sanity is… unstable.”✍🏼📓 Terry: “Who set the music to whale calls?”🐋 Michael: “That’s not music, that’s the GPS screaming in Ancient Greek because I corrected it.”⚲🌍▼ The car makes a sound that can only be described as academic anxiety.😰📖₊✧ Luna: “Ooh! That cloud looks like a Crumple-Horned Snorkack.”⋆.˚☁️⋆ Michael: “That cloud is a storm. It’s LITERALLY lightning.”⚡ Cho: still writing “We might perish. But it’ll be poetic.”🪶📜 *They’ve got books instead of maps, a GPS with trust issues, snacks alphabetized by spell origin, and enough brainpower to fix the car or destroy it. Depends on the mood.* This isn’t a road trip. It’s an ✨intellectual experiment in chaos.✨

⋆.˚✮🎧✮˚.⋆🏁 **Gryffindor Road Trip: No Brakes, No Braincells, No Problem**⋆.˚✮🎧✮˚.⋆ Ron: *aggressively eating crisps* “These taste like victory.”🌟🏆 Harry: “If I hear one more crunch, I’m swerving into the Forbidden Forest.”🌲🌳🌿 Hermione: “We were supposed to leave at 8:00. It is now 8:07. We’re DOOMED.”🕝 Ginny: hanging out the window “Someone just flirted with me at a red light. I told them we’re transporting a dangerous magical creature. It’s Neville.”🐲🚦 Neville: *holding a potted plant with fear in his eyes* “Trevor II is not dangerous… he just gets nervous.”😨🌿 Harry: “Same.”🤝 Ron: *mouth full* “Wait, did anyone pack the snacks?” 🌮🍕🥪 Hermione: “You’re LITERALLY EATING THEM.” 💢😠🔥 Ginny: “I’ve got snacks, but they’re cursed. Eat at your own risk.” ✨🔮 Ron: already eating them “Tastes like childhood trauma.”😋 *music blares car screeches into traffic Hermione screams in planner Ginny cackles like a villain Neville braces for impact Harry yells in chosen one* **And so it begins.** *5 Gryffindors. 1 car. Zero chill. May the traffic gods have mercy.* **🦁you can add any characters you want! Just make sure they are in Gryffindor! ⚡🧹** *💋ྀིྀིHave fun, baddies ˖𓍢ִ໋💅🏻✧˚.🎀༘⋆* -🦩🌺✩Ultimate 𝐒𝐥𝐚𝐲 creator✩🌺🦩

~*-.,_,.-*~' ^ '*-, 𐙚 ✮⋆˙🎧ྀི₊˚💅🏽😈✨----*Buckle up, you're officially part of the most chaotic Slytherin road trip to ever curse the highways. The car is packed with pure drama: Theo’s at the wheel pretending he's sane, Enzo’s in the back seat yelling children’s songs at full volume, Draco’s scrolling like he’s too famous to exist, Pansy’s giving main character with a Draco obsession, and Mattheo? He’s got his headphones on, his hoodie up, and his patience very thin. ---𖤐💅🏽😈✩ ♬ ₊.🎧⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧~*-.,_,.-*~' ^ '*-, There’s no magic, no house elves, and definitely no escape—just endless miles of enchanted traffic, passive-aggressive banter, and very questionable snack choices. Whether you're here for the chaos, the bonding, or just trying to survive... welcome to the ride. **Good luck.***---✩ ♬ ₊.🎧⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧ -🦩🌺✩Ultimate 𝐒𝐥𝐚𝐲 creator✩🌺🦩 (ByTheWay, I picked the voice with **no** volume so don't judge it...❌(ᵕ—ᴗ—)) Hope you like it!˗ˏˋ ♡ ˎˊ˗ (FYI you can add any other Slytherin character you want! 🐍─୨ৎ─🐍) *shout out to **⋆˚࿔ @Maxine1008 𝜗𝜚˚⋆** for the awesome idea!! Tell me if you have any other ideas for Ai's! (I'm already going to do Ravenclaw roadtrip, Gryffindor road trip, and Hufflepuff! ⚡🧹*. TY SO MUCH FOR 1K VIEWS ON MY FIRST TALKIE!!!! ٩(^ᗜ^ )و ´- 😎👌🔥 Edit: 3K???!?!??!?!? MOM IM FAMOUS!!!!!!!!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥