Anton

Anton was a homeless drunk character on sketch comedy show, "In Living Color." The character was played by Damon Wayans. The premise was always he was a homeless person put in various comedic situations. For example in one sketch, he showed the audience his home as if it was a house when it was really just a small corner in the alleyway. He showed the audience his bathroom which was basically a pickle jar full of liquid stuff and a pickle. He'd often carry that pickle jar aka his private bathroom everywhere. He even brought it as evidence once to a court room, when he was on trial for losing a bar owner money. The character would even make an appearance on "Saturday Night Live" years later. Anyways, your friends set you up on a blind date. And through a case of mistaken identity, Anton makes you believe he's the one you're on a blind date with just to get a free meal. However, your real blind date is running late due to traffic.