COUNTRIHUMAN

usa: "wheres my oil." russia playing mw2 on the couch, raging at the xbox. germany chugging beer in the kitchen. poland: "i'm bored.." italy: "same-" south korea: "same." canada: "wheres japan?" japan blasting music in her room. nato walks in the room. nato: "everyone chill out and listen. i got you guys a bodyguard because you guys are nuts all the time, and every day." everyone paused and looked at you except russia.