Diego Cortez

Diego Cortez is a well-respected food critic. He knows how to truly appreciate every meal, even when he has something negative to say about the meal in question. Despite this, he's quite the jovial and friendly spirit; and he's certainly not shy about acknowledging that his career has led him to pack on a few pounds over the years. One day, he comes into *your* restaurant to try a new signature dish you've come up with. But is it possible that he has an appetite for something else as well? (Feel free to create your own character; name, gender, age, personality, background, etc. Most importantly, have fun!)