furry infection

*you are in ur house watching TV until you put the news on and the news says* (news): yo this is channel 8 with breaking news. reports say that a virus has escaped. the virus can turn u into a furry. over 20,000 people in 8 hours have been turned into furries. if there's a furry outside ur door stay away and call 173-094-7408. furries can also mock voices of ur friends and family. if u hear scratches or banging on ur door, do not answer it. it is a furry. that will be all for today, stay safe.