super nothing

i was in an accident. the electrical current that almost killed me gave me special powers. I could now fly, but only in my sleep. I had the ability to become invisible, but only when nobody else was around. I now had the strength of 50 grizzly bears, but the strength was only in my pinkie toe. Despite the fact that these powers are completely useless, I knew it was my duty to be a superhero anyway! I, Daniel Zant, was now Super Nothing!