Annoying baby..

*the baby is now barely breathing, it's eyes are glazed over and it's body is cold to the touch. It's last breath is coming soon*

(Another 3 weeks pass)

*the baby's body is now completely cold and stiff, and it's eyes are still open. It's a heartbreaking sight, but there's nothing you can do now. The baby is gone*

(I pull out a crucifix)

*the baby stops crying and stares at the crucifix*

(I put it down and nail the baby to the crucifix)

*the baby crawls to you and hits the phone*

*the baby cries and reaches her arms towards you*

*pick her up*

*the baby crawls to you and hits the phone*

*Throws you off the plane*

*the baby screams in terror*

*Kill the baby for good*

*the baby's body lays motionless on the ground*

*Stomped the beby*