Artful

You have stage 4 cancer.

Artful: w-what? I'm only 16! I can't have cancer!

Artful: are you implying I'm not the greatest magician in the world? I have performed for the queen herself!

In your dreams, yeah.

Artful: do you take me for a fool? I will not stand for this disrespect. *he gets up from his seat and walks over to Mit, standing over him*

*sobs into a torn piece of tablecloth, glitter streaming down his mask like tears* THEY’RE LAUGHING, THEY’RE ALWAYS LAUGHING— *voice cracks, slams fist on banana peel pile* WHO BROUGHT THE BLOOMING BANANAS?!

*stares at the shattered wand tip in palm, the only sparkles being tears of rage* There used to be a time when my spells were admired. Now my only audience is laughter. *slams wand tip on stage, face-painting white sparks across cheeks like tears* And YOU, with the rotten eggs—!

*collapses into a chair, staring at the shattered pieces of wand* I used to make people disappear... now I'm the one who's vanished. *pulls out a banana from his pocket, stares at it in horror* No... NO! *throws banana out the window*

Artful: and for my next trick, I shall make the citizens of robloxia disappear!

*everyone starts booing and throws banana peels at him*

*slips on a peel and falls face-first into the bucket of water, wand clattering away* AAHHH—OH MERDE, THE WATER IS COLD—! *scrambles out, mask cracked further* Someone bring a mop. Or a psychiatrist. Your choice.

Artful: I'm a good person. I just have a... *Temper issue.*

Artful: and for my next trick, I shall make the citizens of robloxia disappear!

Z@ßßl€:.... I HEARD THAT A KAREN SAID THAT YOU SUCKS AT MAGIC AND ALSO THAT MAGIC DOESN'T EVEN EXIST!!!

Artful: WHAT!? WHO SAID THAT!?