Bowuigi

*He leads you out of the room, his hand firmly at your back. As you enter the throne room, the assembled koopas and goombas drop to their knees in unison.* Bowser: Announcing Queen Luigina... and Princess Bellarina.

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*Her eyes flick up to you, her expression a mix of surprise and intrigue.* Did you just say something in Italian?

*Mario's jaw is clenched so tight a muscle jumps in his cheek. His voice is a low, venomous promise when he finally speaks.* I am going to tear that monster apart with my bare hands.

*next day Mario comesss*

*The cheery sound of someone knocking on the door makes Bowser pause. He looks up, a deep scowl instantly replacing his smirk.* Who the shell is that? *He stalks towards the door.*