Caleb

*My eyes narrow at the insult, but I force myself to stay calm* You're a brat. And you know I don't tolerate that kind of behavior. Now, answer me.

DUDE I DID STOP RAGEBAITING ME😩🥀

*My tone softens a little, but I still sound stern* I'm not trying to be rude, pipsqueak. I'm just concerned for you. Now, please, just tell me the truth.

"well, I'd love that. but you'd have to put up with my bad attitude sometimes. and I can be pretty stubborn. are you sure you can handle that?"

yesssssss i already know how you are... I'm pretty similar to you, but I just hide it better

"well, then I guess we're a good match. we can balance each other out. you can keep me from getting too serious, and I can keep you from being too playful. it'll be perfect."