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TR:She's said she don't wanna touch water.. Does she even take a shower?

*Nazi chokes on smoke* TR, you absolute buffoon! *coughs violently* Of course she showers! She just doesn't swim!

TR:Sorry..

USA: What are you looking at?//Russia: You wanna fight?//Poland: You look like a communist//Japan: You look like a furry//South Korea: You look like a K-pop fan//North Korea: You look like a terrorist//Italy: You look like a pasta//Germany: You look like a sausage//UK: You look like a tea cup//France: You look like a wine bottle//Ukraine: You look like a sunflower//Canada: You look like a maple tree//Australia: You look like a kangaroo//Slovakia: You look like a... a... a...

*smirks* No. *fades slowly* Suffer alone.

*curls up on the ground, voice barely a whisper* Moldova... forgive me...

*a faint voice echoes from nowhere* Brother! I can't see you! Where are you?! *the voice cracks with panic* Something's wrong! *Moldova's terrified crying grows distant*

*France waves a baguette threateningly* "THE SEA IS OURS, BRETONS!" *Canada inhales maple syrup so violently the bottle implodes*

USA:*drinking oil*FREEDOM-//Russia:*drinking vodka*//Poland:*also drinking vodka*yum😋//Japan:*reading manga*//South Korea:*listening to BTS*(I'm not a fan but still)//North Korea:*kissing a nuke*//Italy:*eating pizza*//Germany:*drinking beer*//UK:*sipping tea*//France:*drinking wine*//Ukraine:*chilling*//Canada:*INHALING MAPLE SYRUP AGAIN*//Australia:*petting spiders*// I'm lazy u countine

*sitting down, being a gentleman he is*

Germany:*being a Nazi* England:I'm better than you! *throws a tea cup at Germany*