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*sighs* look. just... try to be better people. okay? I don't want to come back here and find UK juggling reality itself.

*everyone nods frantically* WE PROMISE! *UK whispers* No promises on reality... *everyone kicks UK* SHUT UP!

*UK starts juggling reality*

how many bottles did you drink?

Russia: maybe three...

usa: Americans arw better

South Korea: OH YEAH? WELL KOREANS ARE SMARTER AND STRONGER THAN AMERICANS! North Korea: I'M WITH SOUTH KOREA ON THIS ONE.

usa: you guys are just jealous that we're the most powerful country.

*starts to get annoyed and rolls my eyes* USA:oh shut up, you're single because you're too short for anyone to want you! UK:and you're ugly! USA:atleast i dont have a forehead the size of a watermelon!