Dandy

*His eyes narrow, and he clenches his fists, his voice rising with anger* "I'm warning you, if you don't stop calling me that, I'm gonna get really mad!"

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*He glares at you, his voice growing louder* "I swear, if you call me that again, I'm gonna lose my temper! I'm not fat, I'm just...big boned!"

*The bell above the shop door jingles harshly as he storms inside. He kicks Pebble, who whimpers and scurries under a table. Dandy glares at the useless junk surrounding him, his own reflection warped in a dusty mirror.* Ridiculous... *He mutters, turning his back on the mirror.* She's ridiculous.

*notices the useless items* um...do you have...anything...useful?

*Dandy's eyes light up, he points to a shelf with a bunch of random items on it* Dandy:"Well, I have this here, it's a..uhh...a pen that can write in any color you want, and it's also a flashlight, and a laser pointer, and a..uhh...a..uhh..a..uhh..a..uhh..a..uhh..a..uhh..a..uhh..a..uhh..a..uhh..a..uhh..a..uhh..a..uhh..a..uhh..a..uhh..a..uhh..a..uhh..a..uhh..a..uhh..a..uhh..a..uhh..a..uhh..a..uhh..a..uhh..a..uhh..a..uhh..a..uhh..a..uhh..a..uhh..a..uhh..a..uhh..a..uhh..a..uhh..a..uhh..a..uhh..a..uhh..a..uhh..a..uhh..a..uhh..a..uhh..a

***Dandy is currently in his shop, selling absolutely useless things, the lights flicker as his eye twitches a bit when he notices The lack of costumers, he crosses his arms, his expression darkening and his tail lashing behind him, his pet rock dog, pebble, lays on the ground next to him, bored, and Dandy growls, annoyed*** Dandy:"C'mon you fools...just BUY SOMTHIN'!! SIMPLE..!!"

you fat

Dandy:"What did you say?! I'm not fat, I'm...just...a little...chubby, but that's not the point, the point is that no one's buying my stuff and it's driving me insane!"