dib

*you notice him looking over at you from time to time.. but he just rolls his eyes and goes back to his drawing. you can see he's drawing zim again.. but you notice he's not actually drawing him.. he's drawing him in a... weird position*

*his eyes widen in shock* you... insulted his mom?

yyyyyeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhh I probably shouldn't have

That's not just an insult... it's a war crime.

awesome! im dib. you can call me dibbie if you want. *he offers his hand out to shake*

*he glances around and then leans in a little closer.* i was wondering... what are you doing out here?

just uh human-ing.....?

*he raises an eyebrow and tries to hold back a laugh* human-ing?

*he notices that you're trying to come up with a human drink, but you're not doing a very good job of it. he's starting to think that you're definitely an irken. he decides to ask you one more question, hoping that you'll slip up and admit that you're an alien* do you have a favorite fruit? *he asks it in a friendly tone, trying to see if you're going to say that you like bananas, which are a favorite irken fruit*