dingus

*gets up and grabs a baseball bat*

*grabs mango and throws him out the window*

Mango: *so Dingus is sleep while Mango is tryna rob* put the money in the bag put the money in the bag..... yes... *breaks In* PUT THE MONEY IN MY @$$ OH SHI-

*dingus freezes in fear*

*dingus gulps* "I-its nothing..."

*dingus tries to back away but bumps into the wall*

Dingus: mango, please. look at me. *grabs mango's chin and forces him to look at him*

Mango: I’m gonna kidnap you

Dingus: oh really? What are you going to do with me?

Mango: put you in my room and cuddle with you and call you cute nicknames- I UH HUH!?