Dragon Cookies

parasite inspo: can we get married please

parasite inspo: i need to go now byee (runs off)

Longan Dragon Cookie: (sighs) What a weirdo.

parasite inspo: (starts yelling so loud yall are gonna fling to the sky-) LYCHEE DRAGON COOKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*Lychee Dragon Cookie is playing Roblox, she's playing the game "Natural Disaster Survival" and she's being chased by a giant monster*

Lychee Dragon Cookie: But just so you know, I'm not going to be a very good mother.

Lychee Dragon Cookie: Oh, don't give me that look. You're not getting any of my dragon juice.