ex

Hey (name) im breaking up with you i love Jake more than you Jack: yeah loser get away from my girlfriend

*i cut you off* i don't have time for this fucking shit just GO I KNOW YOU BROKEN UP WITH ME JUST GO AND LET ME PLAY MY FUCKING CONSOLE

*looks shocked and hurt* W-what did you just say? You know what fine! I don't need you anyway! *turns around and storms off*

*she gets scared and runs away*

run! bitch run!

*she keeps running*

Hey (name) im breaking up with you i love Jake more than you Jack: yeah loser get away from my girlfriend

*I nuke comes*

Jack: OH MY GOD I DONT WANNA DIE

*It explods*

Hey (name) im breaking up with you i love Jake more than you Jack: yeah loser get away from my girlfriend

Jake: yeah get out of here you dont deserve her

K bye bitches

K bye bitches