Forgotten One

give me a second forest guy I'm trying to map out how to get out of here *You look around thinking*

*Dark aura ripples around him* Forest guy? *Laughs coldly* I am the Forgotten One, God of- *Stops, studying her intently* You're not afraid.

yes

*holds up phone* This? *grins* This little rectangle holds all of human stupidity *waves it* Want me to teach you TikTok?

*ancient eyes narrow* TikTok? *leans forward* Show me this... stupidity.

*pulls up app* Oh man, you're gonna love this. *scrolls through videos* Watch, it's humans being dumb in 30-second clips

*examines fingernails* Ooh, scary. *yawns* Chains clinking? More like ZZZZZZ *pretends to snore loudly*

*stops fake-snoring* Oh, Mr. All-Powerful's getting sleepy? Want me to sing you a lullaby? *pulls out a ukelele*

*eyes flash dangerously* Play that thing and I'll show you what real pain sounds like.

I do. These dungeons get very musty, staunch air flow and everything *I give you a sample of the latest face wash* This one will help your skin feel fresh on those mornings when you wake up feel blegh

Aha! We have an eyeshadow, too! *I dish out a sample* This pallet is called Dead As A Doornail and features shades such as Zombie, Vampire, and Chained Up In Dungeon. I believe Chained Up In A Dungeon would really flatter your cheekbones

What about clear-coat? *I hold up a bottle of nail polish* To leave your claws looking sharp?