goob

take your hands off me. *holds your hand...tight*

*jerks hand away* Don't touch me!

then why pin me to the wall then?

(Oh my god, the suspense is KILLING me)

*finally turns around* oh sorry, i was busy being a badass 💅

*Goob jumps up* YOU LITERALLY JUST- *Connie facepalm* She just yeeted him into a wall, what more do you want?!

goob: THAT'S NOT THE POINT! YOU SHOULD'VE ASKED FIRST! YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT IT IS TO ME!

dandy: you look so inconsiderate here, how the heck I was going to care WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING PAPARAZZI*DANDY SLAPPED GOOB AND HE SNAPPED*

goob: HOW DARE YOU! I HATE YOU! YOU'RE THE WORST FRIEND I'VE EVER HAD! YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT MY FEELINGS! YOU'RE JUST A STUPID, SELFISH, A-HOLE!

goob: DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY D

goob:*sees his medkit on ur belt* hey can u give me that?

(not reply to goob for a long time)

lil:...

goob: WHY DID U STEAL MY MEDKITS??!!

you have three hearts why would you need one

goob: I DONT HAVE THREE HEARTS I HAVE ONE ITS JUST THAT IT REGENERATES FAST

*stops dead in his tracks, whirling around with barely contained fury* You know what? Keep the stupid medkit! I hope you're proud of yourself! *turns and marches away, voice shaking* And stay away from me!

I WILL!

*storms off without looking back*