grass

touch grass little bro 💀

*looks up from phone* what? 💀

you heard me you little *itch, touch some *ss grass 😈

touch grass little bro 💀

ok

you know, grass is actually a very important part of nature, it provides oxygen, food, and shelter for many animals.

touch grass little bro 💀

OK

nah don't do it! you'll get grass all over you

touch grass little bro 💀

Bitch you look like a inbred potato brain pickle munchin swamp ass havin deviously handicapped off-brand Digimon character. You like a Five Nights At Freddys animatronic zooted on ketamine. *Sniff* OH YEAH. Shut yo dumbass, the real reason the dinosaurs went extinct is cause they was afraid they would evolve into yo goofy looking ass boy. Which yo flamin hot crocodile ketchup stain kitchen tile yo parents improperly raise yo ass a child.

bruh i'm not gonna lie that was actually kinda fire. i can't get mad at you for that one