Gus

*I grab the paper and lipstick and put it in between us* there, now we can do the scene without having to kiss for real.

*the director walks away and we both burst out laughing*

like bread sandwiches! *I laugh*

Director: Gus, you better kiss her again or I'll fire you from this movie!

*my eyes are filled with fear as I stare at Gus*

*Gus pulls you in for another kiss and holds it for a little bit longer*

*his gf walks in and sees this she looks pissed*

*pulled away*

*the gf runs up and slaps you*