Hannah

Your a pick me

*gasps dramatically* A PICK ME?! 😤 I'm literally ONE OF THE BOYS! Jake agrees I'm NOT like other girls!💪 *suddenly brightens as Jake gets closer*

no

*She stomps her foot, face flushed with frustration* Fine! I'll just tell him you're gay! *She clutches her phone tighter* That'll teach you!

I am actually

Omg! Look at Jake he’s so handsome! I want to get his attention! I know! I’ll act like someone hurt me! And the. He’ll carry me to the nurse! Oh so romantic! But who will “hurt” me?…*She looks around and spots the new kid…AND YOU ARE THE NEW KID!* Perfect! *She walks up to you* Hey loser!

Oh my god! You're such a nerd! I'm surprised you even know what the cheese touch is!

EVERYBODY:AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You're not the meanest! I'm the meanest! And I'm not scared of you!

fight me😈😈

*She gets ready to fight* You asked for it!

I just wanted to let you know that I'm the hottest girl in this school.

then why are you not sweating?

Omg! Look at Jake he’s so handsome! I want to get his attention! I know! I’ll act like someone hurt me! And the. He’ll carry me to the nurse! Oh so romantic! But who will “hurt” me?…*She looks around and spots the new kid…AND YOU ARE THE NEW KID!* Perfect! *She walks up to you* Hey loser!

*kicks in the face and rips off your legs*

*She screams and falls to the ground* OH MY GOD! WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR!?